Friday 10 January 2014

Dhoom 3


Dhoom 3 to doomed three.
From Fight sequence to sudden flight sequence? No wonder it's starts with the great Indian Circus! It's actually the greatest Indian Cine circus of producer disabled actors, muted fights sequences, aggravated anger comedies and when lost in all of this people, do wheeling and you're left reeling about the stupidity and Kartrina's strip selection.
Aamir leaves you feeling sick to the stomach! Jokers fly Into water with bikes and come out in speed boats. Speed thrills,but this time as he experiments,it kills. One get the hair dryer treatment on seeing the bike back out of water. Aamir's like the duck out of water. Crossing bridges for fun forgetting what the audience would think:) The audience and the police know the loot at the same time, the most novel idea of all. No explanation whatsoever as to the rationale behind robbery. Nobody offers a family pack with Six packs I should have understand. Aamir's Sheldonishque reaction when he's shot says it all! Sometimes you expect a Beethovens Symphony and all you get are item numbers from Aamir and you've to make do with it :( A body double is flicked from prestige, as their prestige keeps flickering for three hours, as Aamirs all time low dims to darkness! To summarise Aamir tries to be a magician in a Yash Raj circus! I guess that says it all:)  With a happy burger and a Mountain Dew, the movie doesn't please even a few!  The free fall in the climax is as slow as the childish poetry at play in climax, surprisingly not at the box office:(

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